Sarcasm and Slapstick
Something made me think robot when I started listening to Time-Bomb SO I DREW A ROBUTT even tho I have no idea how to design a robot.

His name is D-Tone 8. Get it?

Something made me think robot when I started listening to Time-Bomb SO I DREW A ROBUTT even tho I have no idea how to design a robot.

His name is D-Tone 8. Get it?

jetjudo:

keep in mind skip lifts weights and i am a 19 yr old girl who has running induced asthma

I love you two so much

hexabeast:

I got hot and put my hair up and did not realize just how long it had gotten.

I don’t actually have bangs. That’s hair from the back of my head twisted and flipped over.

And it dangles past my chin.

holy cheese balls you’re adorable wow

jetjudo:

why do all of my first conversations start this way

calling people names is how you show affection it’s okay

jetjudo:

why do all of my first conversations start this way

calling people names is how you show affection it’s okay

it’s not fair that some people are just SO PERFECT but they live thousands of miles away why don’t all my close friends live in the same town so we can still blog and stuff together but then get to visit each other’s houses and give each other hugs and kisses and cookies and sit together while we draw stuff for each other and read books aloud to each other y’know distance just sucks

axelisgreat:

Best scene from the teen titans. Period.

axelisgreat:

Best scene from the teen titans. Period.

delkios:

Because I’ve seen this come up on my dash so often and it always seemed like a fun exercise that I had to try it at least once.

jacobin:

I just realised that I never uploaded this here, but it’s been in my furaffinity gallery for over a month, haha.
I really like cute snakes and hybrid anthros yeahhh so here is a snake/goat girl.

jacobin:

I just realised that I never uploaded this here, but it’s been in my furaffinity gallery for over a month, haha.

I really like cute snakes and hybrid anthros yeahhh so here is a snake/goat girl.

foxgrl:

i want to kiss you and hold you and put my head on your chest and smile with you and laugh at you and hug you tight and give you butterflies and play tag with you and push you over and sit on ur tummy and love you so much you can’t stand it you’re so perfect

bl-ossomed:

shebelievediny0u:

cuteys:

if a boy ever hid behind the flowers he was trying to give me i would probably just squeeze his face and kiss him because hes so cute

wow this is actually all i want in life

I love this so much omfg

bl-ossomed:

shebelievediny0u:

cuteys:

if a boy ever hid behind the flowers he was trying to give me i would probably just squeeze his face and kiss him because hes so cute

wow this is actually all i want in life

I love this so much omfg

thesassylorax:

robocuties:

purpleneenee:

the-flowergirl:

trojanphoenix:

surrealistdreamer:

kittykat53090:

nogoodturkey:

brotherhoot:

What is your Assassin name?

fallen turkey

of course

Sharp Killer

Short Moon…

I always get sucky ones.

Sharp Blade

I am redundant

ETA: Fanny’s is Long Wing

Mine is Short Knife. Burt’s is Eagle Knife. That sounds stupid.

Hidden Embers

Hidden Turkey

I am Moon Shadow.

I have finally become a Cat Stevens song.

Hidden Novice. So I’m an amateur playing hide and seek is that what you’re saying? IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING.

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are